Hilarious "how to treat a celeb like a normal person" story (sort of).
My cousin is in a Christian rock band which is just starting to increase in popularity (I heard a song of theirs on K-Love the other day; previously they had not yet had commercial success). At the time of this incident, 2-3 years ago, they were not very well known.
So one day my cousin is out for ice cream and he notices that at the next table is *Tiger Woods* (Cousin lived near where he was living at the time, so not completely unexpected). He plays it cool and says nothing, thinking "I'm sure he just wants to have a normal day out." Suddenly, a screaming girl comes running over, right past Tiger Woods' table to my cousin's.
"OHMIGAWD, you're *Drummer* from *Band*, I love you!!!" etc. Meanwhile Tiger Woods is looking at my cousin all
like "who the heck is THAT guy?"
Major golf celebrity: didn't even register. Very minor CCM "star"? Over the top response.