Have you ever said or heard a funny witty rejoinder? Please share!
My first one that stand out was about 15-20 years ago and I was out at a club watching a band play. After the band finished I waited until they were at the merch booth so I could get a shirt because I really liked them.
I picked out a shirt and gave band member 1 my money while band member 2 and I talked.
BM1- (looking around for change for my money)
BM2: ( to BM1) Hey, are you a little short?
Me: Yeah, but he makes up for it in personality!
We all laughed. I thought it was a pretty good witty comeback.
Second one, I was cutting a child's hair while his mom sat and watched. The child and I were talking and she was listening, she had a very good sense of humor...
Me: So how do you like first grade?
Child: It's pretty easy.
Me: Yeah, it is pretty easy isn't it?
Mom: Oh, do you have children?
Me: (smiling) No, but I was in first grade once.
She and I laughed (and she gave me a great tip, too!)
So has anyone else ever done this?