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nutraxfornerves

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1395 on: March 27, 2015, 12:26:06 PM »
The Crocker Art Museum in Sacramento, California, has a cafe on the first floor. These signs are placed on the first floor, near elevators & stairwells.


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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1396 on: March 27, 2015, 08:34:22 PM »

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1397 on: March 28, 2015, 08:32:52 AM »
The Crocker Art Museum in Sacramento, California, has a cafe on the first floor. These signs are placed on the first floor, near elevators & stairwells.



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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1398 on: March 28, 2015, 09:41:16 AM »
On a video store sign: round up to support cure for lmyphoma.
My friend pointed out the mistake.

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1399 on: May 05, 2015, 04:50:05 PM »
Occasionally, I drive through a certain town on country roads. You are greeted with the following sign:

Union
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1400 on: May 07, 2015, 10:20:40 PM »
Posted recently inside the stalls of the women's restroom at my office:

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If you poop a lot, flush inbetween your stay.
This will reduce pluggage and overflows.
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I'm still scratching my head as to how one flushes "inbetween" one's stay.  Does one poop a little, flush, then finish pooping?  What about that tissue paper thingy?  Won't it flush away?  Do I grab another tissue paper things, then finish pooping?  The logistics boggle the mind, or maybe I'm overthinking this. >:D
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1401 on: May 07, 2015, 10:33:13 PM »
. . . maybe I'm overthinking this. >:D

But...isn't that where the fun is?

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1402 on: May 07, 2015, 10:40:50 PM »
. . . maybe I'm overthinking this. >:D

But...isn't that where the fun is?
Well, I am the Queen of Sludge, so the subject matter interests me.

Above all, we want to avoid "pluggage." :o
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1403 on: May 08, 2015, 09:46:15 PM »


At the National Zoo in Washington, D.C.

I entertained a few rude but very satisfying thoughts of said cranes meeting the more obnoxious visitors to the zoo.