Sometimes I wonder just how my daughter listens.
She came home from Sunday school and said she had to memorize "Apollo Creed" (Apostle's Creed)
She also said that one of the 10 commandments was "have no idiots before me"
That is priceless!
Two from my oldest, Emily, 7, today.
While trying to help change her sister's diaper... "You know, Mom, she looks a lot like a picture of Buddha I saw in a book once."
Then, later, she was trying to convince her sister Jenny to trade her some M&Ms in exchange for a stamper. "I'll give you a free sample of the stamp on your hand if you like." The free sample is what got me.