My nephew, Wade, who is 5, has trouble pronouncing a lot of words, including my name, Jennifer. He calls me Jenmermer. I asked him once why he quit calling me Jen, which I prefer, and he told me he yikes Jenmermer better. He also likes to "insult" me. It is just a game, and quite funny when he tries to think up the worst insult he can. For instance, I might tell him he is a little stinkpot, or a silly little boy. He told me once I was a flat tire. The other day he actually was mad at me because I wouldn't let him have candy for breakfast, and he told me I was just a babysitter! You would have thought he was calling me a curse word, the way he said it. He is a very sweet and loving little boy, and cracks me up so much. His new thing is wanting to fight like a t-rex (dinosaur lover), and he asked me if I wanted a piece of him the other day. I asked if he wanted a knuckle sandwich, to which he replied by asking me if I wanted a cheeseburger.