I'm getting ready in the morning, and after washing my face, I put moisturizer on. I don't usually wear any makeup. DD4 opens my drawer and pulls out some blush.
"Here mommy, you should put this on today."
"Really?" I ask her.
"Yes," she nods sagely. "You don't look very good today."
To humor her, I put pretend to put some blush on. At the last moment, I take the blush brush and dab it on her nose.
"Oh no, mummy! Don't do that! I don't need that to look pretty." And she flounced out of the bathroom.