A few nights ago I was sitting on the couch with DH.
DS, age 3, came in the front door and was insistant I pay attention.
DS: "Mom, mom, mama, mom, mom, mama-mom"
Me: "Yes DS?"
DS: "DIRTY!" and he chucked a double handful of dirt on me.
Me: "er, yes...do you want a bath now?" (He was dirtier than I was)
And he ran away, back to the great and dirty outdoors.