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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1260 on: July 14, 2014, 11:45:27 AM »
Dinner conversation with my 8-year-old niece:
“Aunt Z?”
 “Yes Niece?”
 “Why aren’t you married?”
 “Because I haven’t found a man I want to marry yet.”
 “Um…have you tried Googling him?”

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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1261 on: July 15, 2014, 06:59:36 AM »
Over the weekend Dh and I kissed on the lips (just a peck) in front of the lil'un and he giggled and said "You guys! Stop!"
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars.  You have a right to be here. Be cheerful, strive to be happy. -Desiderata

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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1262 on: July 15, 2014, 06:02:24 PM »
I'm getting ready in the morning, and after washing my face, I put moisturizer on.  I don't usually wear any makeup. DD4 opens my drawer and pulls out some blush. 

"Here mommy, you should put this on today."
"Really?" I ask her.
"Yes," she nods sagely. "You don't look very good today."

To humor her, I put pretend to put some blush on.  At the last moment, I take the blush brush and dab it on her nose.
"Oh no, mummy!  Don't do that!  I don't need that to look pretty."  And she flounced out of the bathroom.

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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1263 on: July 16, 2014, 12:03:50 PM »
This morning the 2 year old watched me make coffee and as I opened the bag to pour the grounds into the filter we have this short exchange:

Him: Coffee?
Me: Yes, it's coffee.
Him: *with a tone of reverence* Ohhhhh!!!  *so that's what makes mommy human!*
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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1264 on: July 16, 2014, 06:34:00 PM »
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha! So cute!

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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1265 on: July 16, 2014, 08:40:33 PM »
The other day while at work, some little boy, about 3 or 4, was in the hallway outside of my office.  He was spinning circles and his mom told him to stop before he hurt himself.  He continued spinning at top speed, got dizzy, and fell hard on his butt.  His response was "Dear deity! You smack my butt. Why deity did you smack my butt? I wasn't that bad."  I made it around the corner before I lost it...I was laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face.

The funny part was he actually said "deity" in that statement, I did not make any substitutions in what that kid said.
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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1266 on: July 17, 2014, 04:49:27 PM »
Earlier today:

Littlest Pirate: Mom? Memonay? Memonay? *while holding cup, pushing it at me while I'm sitting on the john.*
Me: Can I go to the bathroom first?
LP: Ummm...no fanks!
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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1267 on: Yesterday at 01:21:41 PM »
A mispronunciation that tickled me. 

Me: Are you going to be respectful?
Little Pirate: *nodding* A speckle!
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars.  You have a right to be here. Be cheerful, strive to be happy. -Desiderata

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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1268 on: Yesterday at 02:28:43 PM »
A few nights ago I was sitting on the couch with DH.
DS, age 3, came in the front door and was insistant I pay attention.
DS: "Mom, mom, mama, mom, mom, mama-mom"
Me: "Yes DS?"
DS: "DIRTY!" and he chucked a double handful of dirt on me.
Me: "er, yes...do you want a bath now?" (He was dirtier than I was)
DS: "NO"

And he ran away, back to the great and dirty outdoors.

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Re: Kids say the funniest things
« Reply #1269 on: Yesterday at 03:09:35 PM »
A few nights ago I was sitting on the couch with DH.
DS, age 3, came in the front door and was insistant I pay attention.
DS: "Mom, mom, mama, mom, mom, mama-mom"
Me: "Yes DS?"
DS: "DIRTY!" and he chucked a double handful of dirt on me.
Me: "er, yes...do you want a bath now?" (He was dirtier than I was)
DS: "NO"

And he ran away, back to the great and dirty outdoors.

Anytime DH is around and the youngest does the "mom, mom, mom, mom, mom" thing, DH says his name repeatedly which unfortunately doesn't change anything, just makes the little guy laugh before he starts with the "mom, mom, mom!" thing.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars.  You have a right to be here. Be cheerful, strive to be happy. -Desiderata