Just remembered one!
I was baby-sitting my cousins (Tilly - 2 and Tabby - 5) a few weeks ago. It was a couple of days after the Royal Wedding (Prince William and Kate Middleton). Tabby is at primary school, and they had had a big party to celebrate.
Tabby found a white lacy table-cloth, and was parading round the living-room with it over her head (veil-style), forcing Tilly to hold the other end.
"I'm a bride," she said. "Like the princess."
I asked her who she was marrying.
She tipped her head to one side, considered the question for a long while, and then said, "Anyone who'll have me."
I had to leave the room before I totally cracked up!