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Kids say the funniest things
kajunchick:
DD and Niece were playing on DD's bed. I heard Niece saying, "boop, boop, boop". DD smacked her on the leg and said "Okay, now it's my turn to set the alarm clock." :) I don't know where they come up with this stuff!
pearls n purls:
At the grocery store a father was explaining to his toddler, "No, the lady had BLONDE hair, not GREY hair. There is a big difference. BLONDE hair!"
Jones:
At the store yesterday, a very little boy reached his hands up to my DH and said "DADDY!"
I've been teasing my hubby about the incident since >:D
PaintingPastelPrincess:
My friend has two boys who are in early elementary school. Since they were born, she's been working to clean up her vocabulary (often with interesting results) as she knew the point would come, sooner or later, when the boys imitated.
Well, I stopped over today one Josh was in the restroom. I was talking to Meg in the entryway when we hear "Holy Poop-tickles!" from the bathroom, followed by a pause and then "Hey Mom? Mom! You said poop tickles but it doesn't tickle! It kinda hurts!"
I was laughing so hard I was crying and Meg was bright red. She's now re-thinking the revised vocabulary idea.
Piratelvr1121:
LMAO!! That's hilarious!
Last night I made chicken fajitas and Pirateboy2 came up to me when he was finished and said "Now I know why WOW flipped upside down spells Mom!" :-* Charmer. :)
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