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Kids say the funniest things
MommyPenguin:
Emily was pretending to be a water fairy, like in the new Tinker Bell movies.
Emily: "Jenny, what kind of fairy do you want to be? You could be a water fairy, a garden fairy, an animal fairy..."
Jenny: "Um..."
Emily: "You could be a water fairy like me! Do you like water?"
Jenny: "I like juice!"
turtleIScream:
I took my 2.5 year old son to the playground today. He directed me to a little table with stools and told me to stay there while he got food for our snack. He returned shortly with a handful of dirt that he dumped on the table, and proudly announced, "I got us food!" Playing along, I asked what kind of food it was. He looked at me like I had two heads and answered, "It's dirt, Momma."
Redwing:
My granddaughter is almost four and an avid Spiderman fan. She and her dad were playing Spiderman with granddaughter’s toys. Peter and Harry were arguing saying "Mary Jane is MINE; No, she's MINE," etc. My daughter got into the game, and g-daughter told her to play the part of Peter (portrayed by Woody from Toy Story). Daughter had Peter say, "I respect women's rights. Mary Jane, you are your own unique person, and you belong to nobody except yourself." So Son in law had Harry say, "So Mary Jane, who do you want to marry?" And G-daughter had Mary Jane reply, "I just want to sit here and read a book."
DynoMite:
--- Quote from: turtleIScream on May 09, 2012, 10:07:35 PM ---I took my 2.5 year old son to the playground today. He directed me to a little table with stools and told me to stay there while he got food for our snack. He returned shortly with a handful of dirt that he dumped on the table, and proudly announced, "I got us food!" Playing along, I asked what kind of food it was. He looked at me like I had two heads and answered, "It's dirt, Momma."
--- End quote ---
Well, of COURSE it's dirt. Isn't that a perfectly acceptable snack in all circumstances?
*rolling on the floor laughing*
norrina:
11 y.o. DSS after asking how long my ex and I had dated, and the answer being 7 1/2 years, "That isn't dating, that's a permanent boyfriend!"
And today, when he "hey"ed me and I told him hay is for horses, "H-E-Y not H-A-Y. Use context clues!"
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