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Kids say the funniest things
Outdoor Girl:
Years ago, there was a local radio station who had some local artists playing and singing Christmas carols that were recorded and replayed on the radio. This one particular artist brought his 3 yr old son with them and they were singing 'Frosty the Snowman'. You could very clearly hear, 'Frumpity Frump Frump' from the 3 yr old. It was hysterical.
Elisabunny:
My 6-year-old DD has been playing Stupid Zombies on the Kindle. So now she's squealing, "The dead bats are SOOOO cute!"
Slartibartfast:
While searching for something non-mind-numbing to watch with Babybartfast (age 4) today, I stumbled across the Avengers cartoon on Netflix. She's watching quietly, absorbing the story, then announces "Look mom! He [Iron Man] has BREASTS!"
Yeah, his costume in the cartoon does have pretty clearly defined pectorals, but everything Babybartfast knows about breasts she learned from me feeding Bittybartfast, so . . .
Bluenomi:
--- Quote from: Slartibartfast on November 20, 2012, 10:00:07 PM ---While searching for something non-mind-numbing to watch with Babybartfast (age 4) today, I stumbled across the Avengers cartoon on Netflix. She's watching quietly, absorbing the story, then announces "Look mom! He [Iron Man] has BREASTS!"
Yeah, his costume in the cartoon does have pretty clearly defined pectorals, but everything Babybartfast knows about breasts she learned from me feeding Bittybartfast, so . . .
--- End quote ---
DD got to milk a cow when we were visiting a farm recently and was a bit reluctant until she was told the udder was the cow's boobies. Now she tells everyone she got to milk the cow's boobies ;D
kajunchick:
Last night my SIL and I were visiting and my DS4 walks up with a laser gun and starts "shooting" us. My SIL said, "DS4, you don't shoot people, you shoot birds. Or deer."
Without missing a beat, he turns to me and says, "Momma, pretend you a deer."
;D
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