My two girls have lots, now my eldest dd is a teen, (oh noes, when did my baba get as tall as me!), she hates us saying
" ouch I've got pens and pencils"(pins and needles),
cos obviously she was never little, but just sprang to life aged 13 going on 30
but we won't stop.
And flattering, but highly unrealistically, youngest dd, is convinced that every strange man is just waiting to whisk me away,
so spends much of her time glowering, and coming up with such gems as
"my mummy is married to my daddy"
"I have a big sister, a guinea pig , two cats, and a daddy who loves my mummy"
"my daddy is bigger than you"
in response to questions like "how are you?" , and general introductions.