We had a couple of funny incidents this weekend. Yesterday morning I brought my DS (2) next door to help my dad feed the cows. We were standing in the barn looking over they hayrack and DS said "Them cows ALL have tails on them booties." Then he patted his own behind and said, "I have a booty." My dad said, "Yes, but you don't have a tail!"
My niece (4) was playing with her mom's iphone, and she wanted to go jump on the trampoline, so I told her to give me the phone. She handed it to me and said, "When we drop it, we say Good God it has an otter box!"

I told my SIL and she said that she had dropped the phone the day before and said, Thank God we have an otter box.