DF and I watched a comedian last night by the name of Jo Koy. He was talking about his 5 y/o son, and how much he likes to play with his penis, but not in a scrabble way, but in a "this is the coolest toy on the planet" kind of way. His son also calls it a "te-te". He relayed a story, from when he was in Australia and he called home to see how all was going.
His wife says, "do you know what your son did?"
"No, what did he do?"
"He colored his te-te green, with a permanent marker."
"Did you take a picture?"
"That's not the funny part, he drew eyes on his testicles."
I was rolling, as I have 2 boys, and could almost picture them doing the very same thing at that age.