So this couple in their 90s goes to an attorney and says <old person voice> "We'd like to get a divorce, please",</voice>
The attorney asks them a few questions, then says, "Well, this is simple enough. I'd be happy to handle it for you. If you don't mind my asking, though, why divorce now? You've been together for 70 years and you don't have much time left."
The wife says <voice> "We wanted to wait until the children were dead." </voice>