(they're all insane OSU Buckeye fans) ^_^ I can be evil when I want to be.
Putting aside my personal rivalry for the moment.... if you would prefer something from the University of Michigan, I'd be happy to stop at the school store for you.

And I think I'd be tempted to forget I was being polite once the "joking" started.
OOOh, she said it's interesting! Put it on if it's so interesting... haha
You: Oh well, I was trying to be nice. But, since you put it that way, the shirt is hideous. You'll of course understand why I'm not trying it on.
Only in my dreams, now that y'all have beat some manners into my head. LOL