My mom is still on the email list for the HOA for her old house, so during the big Christmas blizzard she got a long, rambling, not at all gramatically correct email about snow removal. you really had to read it a couple of times to figure out what they were trying to say!
I also got one a couple years back, from my apt management, letting us know that the phone company was going to be coming in, and wiring all apts for their new phone, tv and internet service (this was contracted by management so not an option to opt out). It was so poorly written, but the funniest part was they they said they would be placing the box on the RIGHT side of the closet, just inside the door.
maybe its me, but I took that to mean the side as you are facing the closet from outside....and they asked us to make sure that area was clear. Which I did. Then I came home to find they had put it on the OPPOSITE side, the right side if you were in the closet.