A gentleman friend* frequently uses his phone to talk to me on MSN from work while business is slow. He recently purchased an Android, which he finally got up and running last night.
Today he kept typing, deleting, and periodically dropping expletives. Finally, he said "When I type your name, it tries to autocorrect to 'disdain'."
My name isn't even all that similar to "disdain." I guess the Android has my attitude about reality TV, Chinese-American food, and emo music all figured out.
*Not stealing your idea here, Juana. Not yet anyway.