I can't talk about Michael Vick and be polite, so I'll leave that out of it.
1. The pro-tem mayor shouldn't have been giving anyone anything. It's not his job! It also leaves the real mayor in a sticky situation, especially when the recipient is... um... Michael Vick. (Can't think of a polite word, so I'll just use his name.)
2. I feel like "keys to the city" should only go out to people who really go above and beyond for their city.
3. Why on earth would the Eagles QB get the key to Cowboy Country?