Thank you for pestering me this morning- normally you are a brat, but last night I forgot to reset the alarm, so you made me get up right on time.
That said, I am now on to you.
You know perfectly well that when you eat your food too fast, and eat too much of it, in the mornings, you will puke a bit. You also know that we don't mind cleaning up after you, but would prefer you stay on the tile as opposed to walking over to the carpet.
I noticed this morning, when you started making hurl noises and I managed to get you onto the tile immediately, you stopped with the noises, and did not puke the entire rest of the time I was home before work.
I'm asking your Daddy to check for pukage around the house this morning. If he finds nothing, I will begin to suspect you've learned to puke as a trick for attention. That will not get you good attention, my dear.
Slow down on your dining!
Hoomin mama, provider of fuds.