Niece vs Nephew...and hope on the horizon.

[IndianInlaw]

The local police called looking for my nephew.. I thought it was about a shoplifter he caught at his retail job.  I said I'd give him the message.

Nope, he punched out Niece's dirtbag boyfriend.  Niece is the only witness, other than of course, the dirtbag boyfriend.

Now, Niece wants to use this as leverage in HIS complaint about her running him over.

Call Jerry Springer...and tell him to bring the chairs.

BUT WAIT!

Former Sister In Law told my mom that they are going to MOVE to either Indiana and Tennesee.

This is what she does whenever she has a kid about to graduate from high school.

It's all about her, but just GO!

[Romes7329]

*makes some popcorn, pulls up chair, and settles in to watch this unfold* Would it be okay if I pumped my fist in the air everytime a fight breaks out?

[IndianInlaw]

Well, now I found out Niece invited Nephew to punch out the dirtbag.  Nephew also got a fat lip in the proccess, which makes it "mutual combat".

Niece still has the worse charge, which is a felony.


Nephew also informed my mom that Former SIL would take the tags off the gifts my mom sent and replace them with "from Santa".

This year's gifts to the girls (from my mom) were set out (by FSIL) and they were allowed to choose which they wanted.

Egads, I thought Cop's relatives were awful, but these, oh my!

[Hawkwatcher]

Is it possible to buy them one-way plane tickets under the condition that they never come back?

[Clara Bow]

I'm trying to round up Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith and a few other wastes of space to ship off to a deserted island....wanna see about booking a couple seats on my cruise??
Ugh, you have my sympathy. I have a cousin who's screwing up his life at a lightning pace, I feel your pain.

[Lisbeth]

You certainly are related to lots of, shall we say, interesting people! 

[sammycat]

You should condense all these stories into a book - it would be a best seller!

[IndianInlaw]

Nobody would believe it.

[Suze]

call it a novel - then everyone would believe it

After all we all KNOW that the DaVinci Code is the cold hard facts <gessh>