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MommyPenguin

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I am so glad I misheard DH...
« on: April 10, 2011, 08:38:20 AM »
So, my MIL called the other night while my husband and I were... busy in another room.  We let the answering machine get it.  A little later, my husband listened to the message and called her back.

"Hey, Mama!  Sorry, we missed your call.  No, we were intimate."

I was  :o .  "DH!  Did you just tell her that???"

A few minutes later, he was off the phone.  No, apparently he *hadn't* said that.  She'd asked if we had been out, and he'd said, "No, we were in tonight."  I don't think I've ever been as glad to find out that I'd misheard somebody in my life.

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Re: I am so glad I misheard DH...
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2011, 09:54:31 AM »
LOL!  ;D

Yesterday I was straightening my hair and I had an arm raised over my head when DH walks up behind me and says, "You really smell!"

 ???  :-[

It wasn't until a few minutes later that I realized he'd actually said "Want some help?"  We had a good laugh over it. 
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Re: I am so glad I misheard DH...
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2011, 10:31:38 AM »
Ha!  That's hilarious.  And totally something my husband and I would actually say.  We have this whole "stinky penguin" joke going on...