I do love your response, OP.
I do want to get married, but I definitely don't want children. The number of things some people have said about that choice is mind-blowing...and most of them are terribly offensive.
It's like by not wanting children, I'll never be a true woman or something, and that attitude is ridiculous to me. It's like, if you want to have children, that's fine. If you don't want to, that's fine, too.