Certain kinds of jokes, that is.
Stuff similar to:
A set of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
What did one horse say to the other horse? "Hey, why the long face?"
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
Eggs and bacon walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender. The seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
A goldfish flops into a bar and lands on a barstool. The bartender says "What can I get you?" The gold fish says, "Water."
What did one casket say to the other casket? "Is that you, coffin?"
A family of tomatoes was walking downtown one day when the youngest tomato started lagging behind. The daddy tomato walks back to the young tomato, pounds her and says, "Ketchup!"
Clean jokes that have plays on words are what I'm looking for. Thanks!!!