If Oz Divia can post the stroke joke I guess I can post this one.
Clem came down from the hills and joined the Army.
First they gave him a hat, then they cut his hair.
Next they gave him a tooth brush, did a dental exam, and pulled 7 teeth.
Then they gave him a jock strap. That was 6 months ago, they haven't seen him since.
(For non-US - the correct name for a jock strap is athletic supporter. Its a men's undergarment. It supports his boy parts.)