Boy oh boy, my ex was a conspircay theorist. I almost lost my eyeballs inside my own head from rolling them.
I put a stop to him sharing his little "moments of truth" with me when he said the bus that went over the Seattle Aurora bridge in the late nineties was actually a government plot to kill one guy that was on the bus. I won't get into it, suffice to say it was so far from rational you need a NASA telescope to seelogic. After having suffered through his ever crazier and crazier notions I finally said "That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life". Thankfully, he never shared his theories with me again.
I get what I get for dating a guy who thought Fox Moulder really had the right idea.