A new Conspiracy theory

[IndianInlaw]

Oh Honey, that tall lady ain't me!

[behindbj]

Oh Honey, that tall lady ain't me!

Actually, I meant me - nothing draws more attention than a large woman with a red baseball cap and a clipboard.

I think it's funny that we both had clipboard thoughts at the same time (I was posting at the same time you were).

I, personally, believe that you should carry several clipboards of all different materials strapped to various parts of yourself and several pens on stings around your neck.

We public servants need to make sure we're prepared.

behindbj

[Morty'sCleaningLady]

Hmmm, I drove for the holidays.  When do I get my government check?  I was in the car a total of 3 hours and at my estimated government salary and allowing for what I think my super-duper top-secret clearance level SHOULD be, I'll have 8 or 9 figures in the mail.  Yippeee!!!

[Suze]

Oddly enough, it's my job to monitor tinfoil purchases.

behindbj

NO <running away> don't let her see me <hands over face>  She can't see me

SHE'S ONE OF ****THEM*****

RRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNN

[Clara Bow]

Not to cut too deep into the zany fun, but Mark sounds disturbed. I think I'd keep an eye on him....
My friend Brett is a conspiracy nut, and I am a little bit too. Though I kind of restrict it to the Kennedy assasination and the Lincoln conspiracy, and the little princes...
Oh, but I do have this theory that I'm stalked at Sam's. I notice that they stop carrying the things that I like to buy....I think it's a plot....

[Clara Bow]

Not to cut too deep into the zany fun, but Mark sounds disturbed. I think I'd keep an eye on him....
My friend Brett is a conspiracy nut, and I am a little bit too. Though I kind of restrict it to the Kennedy assasination and the Lincoln conspiracy, and the little princes...
Oh, but I do have this theory that I'm stalked at Sam's. I notice that they stop carrying the things that I like to buy....I think it's a plot....

[Suze]

Sorry Auntie Venom -- Got a little carried away.

I think Mark is a little "touched" as Grandma used to say

and to be carefull around him.

PS -- 5 more posts and your number will be 666 -- Should we be worried?

[dawbs]

I know to many conspiracy theorists.

There is the family member who is certain that the pharmacist always shorts her prescription bottle by  some number of pills every time (if we count the pills in front of her, she states that he is a pharmacist, he replaced them with a placebo) because he keeps the pills.  (I'm not sure what he does with them...and this is AFTER we all go out of our way to make sure her 'scripts are filled at the pharmacy she insists on using...)

(There is the friend who got mad at me (and who I lost as a friend) because I told her I couldn't go to her family home again and be polite to her father...SO we'd have to meet on neutral ground or at my place--her father believes the holocaust didn't occur, and I bit my tongue ONCE, because I was young and shy and it was his house...but I knew I couldn't do it a 2nd time if he talked about it.)

[Clara Bow]

Sorry Auntie Venom -- Got a little carried away.

I think Mark is a little "touched" as Grandma used to say

and to be carefull around him.

PS -- 5 more posts and your number will be 666 -- Should we be worried?

Be afraid, be very afraid....mwaahhahahhahahaha!

[MerryRaven]

Mark is okay.  He just thinks everything is or should be about him.

He was visiting and was insisting my daughter move from her seat on the sofa to the floor because he has a "bad back."

I offered him a chair that he would have to move from one side of my fairly small livingroom to the other side.  He said he couldn't do it because the arthritis in his back was too bad.

I moved the chair.  I am 52 and I have arthritis in my back and the x-rays to prove it.  He is 27 and cannot work due to his back problems.  Not to put too fine a point on it, he maybe in pain but he certainly can lift or move anything he wants to move (such as two cases of soda).   

Let's put it this way, my 81 year old father would try to move the chair rather then let a 'lady' do it.

Maybe times have just changed and I am expecting too much.  By the way, there were other seating options other than the floor available.  He wanted to sit in that area.  I don't know why. 

I tolerate him because his wife is a lovely girl I have known most of her life.

[supernova]

and the little princes...

{whisper} It was Buckingham. {/whisper}

     - saphie

[IndianInlaw]

I noticed whenever I went to buy clothing for my son, they would see me coming and hide everything in his size.

[Suze]

Say do you think that's why we can never find clothes that FIT?

[T'Mar of Vulcan]

Say do you think that's why we can never find clothes that FIT?

If that's the case, then I know the people at Woolworths see me coming and hide all the size 16 clothes! (Size 16 is not the same as in America... our sizing system is different... in the U.S. it would be a 10 or 12.)

[Suze]

Woolworths -- I remember that store -- they all closed up in our area -- I miss it

If you wanted anything "strange" that's where you could find it

That is IF it is the same store chain I remember.

(Oh wow - I'm a senior member now)

Suze