Slartibartfasts's evil plan got me thinking...
Would anyone be interested in an eHell version Flat Stanley (a cardboard person that gets sent along to people on a list)? I did a quick forum search and it seems one was started up back in 2007 but the thread on it seemed to die off. What I was thinking was an eHell mascot (perhaps a cardboard Emily Post?

) could be sent along to those interested. The person who has it would take it somewhere, snap a few pictures to post here, and send it to the next person with a little trinket to keep like a keychain.
I totally understand if people don't want to do it for privacy reasons, but I did want to throw the idea out there.