Dear o dear ! My Ex, otherwise known as the Persistent Little Jerk is living up to his Hell reputation.
Today I received a letter from his solicitors asking that I sign papers regarding Ex痴 request as soon as possible.* I gather from this letter that they are under the impression that the loan on my house and title are still in both mine and my ex痴 names.
My dilemma is which way to mess with the ex

1. Ignore the letter because it is never going to be *possible . This will cost ex $痴 as the solicitor will write another letter.
2. Reply saying that I will not be signing anything. This approach will probably cost him $痴 too.
3. Reply and include a copy of my loan and the papers that we signed when the house was put into my name only. (I now think the ex has forgotten this little detail)
4. Phone Ex and tell him the loan and title are in my name, so I can hear the disappointment in his voice when he realises that he is an idiot.
So everyone, which option gets your vote? (I know only one is E-hell approved but....)
PS: Thank you to those who have mentioned unreasonable requests from your ex's. I am happy to know I am not alone, but sorry that others have to put up with stuff like this too.