My Leg, the Slapstick Comedian

[violinp]

For some reason, my right leg has borne the brunt of all my injuries this past week:

I cut my leg on the brick stairs on Sunday, but didn't realize it until it had scabbed over. I tripped while taking up the recyclables and sprained my ankle on Tuesday. Then, yesterday, my mom was trying to get the colander out and accidentally slammed the drawer door into my knee.

All I could do was laugh - I mean, who has that many injuries in one week to just one leg?

[Sirius]

I've managed to hurt my left hip just by sitting in a chair.  I don't know what I did to it, either.

[Cuddlepie]

Are you superstitious?  Coz if you are, your leg is now safe....it's had 3 bad things happen.   

[lady_disdain]

Ouch!

On the bright side, at least you can favour your other leg. If the injuries had been divided between both, you wouldn't be able to do anything.