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Wedding Wednesday – Bean Dipping Kisses

Hello E-Hell, I am totally stuck.

I have a big family wedding coming up in May, and I’ve learnt that our Auntie H is in attendance. Auntie H definitely does not get along with my family for reasons we have never been clear on. She’s made it clear to our faces and the rest of the family that she cannot stand us. Which is fine, we’re all adults now, and only see each other at large family gatherings.

My issue is that even though she hates us, she still insists on kissing and hugging us hello when we’re in public. We’re not kiss-y people generally,  and we resent being physically manhandled by this woman in what is effectively a display on how she’s certainly not the problem in the family (most evidence I have is far too identifying, but she’s dug herself a hole on more than one occasion.)

So, the question is, how do you ‘bean-dip’ a kiss? My sisters and I are long past the age where we can hide, and I don’t want to make a scene. I just don’t want to be kissed by people who would stab me in the back at the first opportunity. Any advice would be gratefully received.   0406-19

I think the best approach is to take the initiative to greet her with a stiff-armed handshake.   If you are seated upon introductions, it’s hard to hug someone in that position and a stiff arm stuck out in front of you with a happy “Well, hello there!” should be enough of a signal to even the most obtuse person that you prefer to not be hugged.  There is plenty of non-verbal communication that can be expressed in a handshake including the non-verbal statement “Don’t get closer to me”.

Wedding Wednesday – That Bouquet is MINE!

Over the weekend I attended the beautiful wedding of a long-time friend to her amazing partner. I was asked to bring something from the city I live in, which is also the bride’s home town, to be part of the ceremony and I could not have been more delighted to play even a small part in their big day. The venue, decor, couple, vows and ceremony were gorgeous, the evening was full of love and joy and excitement. Everything was almost perfect, right up until the bouquet toss! A friend of mine and the bride forced her way to the front of the crowd, pushed the sister-in-law the bride was aiming for out of the way, and when she still failed to catch the toss she ripped it out of the hands of the SIL.

The kicker is, this woman has been engaged for a few years to her partner of 5+ years, and this is her 7th bouquet toss win, most of those occurring after her engagement. Later on, when I was offered a centerpiece as a thank you for helping with that small part of the ceremony, she gave me a filthy look and made a huffy noise. I think the saddest part was how unsurprised I was by all this behavior, it’s definitely made me think harder about my ongoing friendship with someone who seems to think their wants are always the most important thing. 0605-18

Wedding Wednesday – RSVPed Yes and Then Didn’t Go….Sometimes There Are Good Reasons

My fiance and I were invited to his cousin’s wedding. I’ve never met this cousin, but my fiance assured me they were close as children. We fully intended to go and RSVPed Yes.

However, the day of the wedding came, and we were both unable to go. My fiance had been injured in a car crash and I had slipped and fallen on some black ice. Both of us were medically advised to stay at home and rest, so we couldn’t make the two-hour drive to the wedding.

We called my fiance’s mother, who is the MOB’s sister, to ask her for the MOB’s contact information or to pass on the message and our apologies that we wouldn’t be there. (We found out later that fiance’s mother told not only the wedding party, but everyone who talked to her, that we hadn’t shown up because my fiance was in a car accident and then she hadn’t heard from us at all.)

I tracked down the bride on Facebook a few days after the wedding, because fiance’s mother refused to give us contact information for anyone. I sent the bride well wishes and an apology we couldn’t make it, and exchanged a few friendly messages with her. I got the impression that all was well with her, and I thought that’s all that mattered.

However, my fiance’s mother has been on our case for a while because she believes we should apologize to MOB for missing the wedding. I’ve heard that you only need to apologize in this scenario if the bride’s parents paid for the wedding, and I don’t know if that was the case here. I don’t believe there’s an appropriate way to ask, either.

My fiance dislikes his aunt, MOB, for a variety of reasons that don’t really need to be disclosed. Do we need to suck it up and apologize to her anyways? Or do the feelings of the bride matter more than her mother, and as long as the newlyweds are happy, is our obligation complete?  0422-17

You’ve done your duty to apologize to the bride.   Ignore your fiance’s mother since she is being a busybody.

Wedding Wednesday – Those Pesky Added Guests

My hubby and I got married over two years ago at a beautiful destination about 4 hours away from our home city but I am still suffering from this faux pas. We had a smaller than normal wedding for our culture (our wedding was about 120 people, the guest list would have been 500+ if left to the parents). We invited our closest family (big families on both sides) and friends. And knowing that our older relatives could not make it, we also had a traditional ceremony (where his parents would have bought me off my parents for a few pigs, a goat and maybe a pair of chickens) at my parents home. No official invites went out for this event but there was ample notice, and was planned after our invites went out.

The above is the background information, here is where it will get a bit muddy. After the wedding invites went out, my then future SiL texted my fiance and asked if she can invite some friends she hadn’t seen in over ten years to our wedding since they lived in the city we were getting married in. Without batting a lash he told her no, the wedding venue is small and space is limited (he did not mention to her that he had no intention of paying for the dinner of people we don’t even know and felt it was really rude of her to even ask). When he told me her request I said that as a compromise, her friends were more than welcome to come after the dinner for some drinks and party with us. I also told him that I don’t mind her friends coming and it was met with a resounding no, he did not want them there. This was strike 1 with SiL.

So of all the guests there were only about 20 of our friends and their partners/children there and the single ones all knew that we weren’t including plus ones if it weren’t a serious relationship (I had an acquaintance assume an invite was coming her way and asked if there would be hot single fellows to hook up with and if not she was going to bring an escort lest she be alone which prompted conversations with other good friends). On that note, our invitations made it very clear who was included on the invite, our custom usually includes open ended invites where it is not uncommon for an invited family to RSVP for other people (example: their in laws) so this was necessary to prevent that. SiL married young so had two boys similar in age to my fiance, they were both invited but I verbally told both boys their girlfriends were not invited (my fiance’s decision but he’s not very tactful). The older nephew and his then girlfriend fought and broke up constantly and at the time I spoke to him about his plus one, he was calling her a “crazy donkey mother of a canine” so it was okay to not invite her. The younger nephew is notoriously anti-social with his family and until well after our wedding, his partner was nothing more than a “friend” (I met her briefly for about 5 minutes and still only see her max twice a year). I knew SiL was still miffed about her friends not being on the guest list and didn’t want any friction with her or anyone else in my fiance’s family so I consulted my family and my future MiL and she said don’t bother inviting the girfriend and “friend” because it’s a waste of money and the boys probably won’t go anyways. However, this was strike 2 with SiL.

As an answer to our strikes against her, SiL opted out of both of our celebrations. Her husband let slip that they had plans during the first celebration, they stayed home and watched T.V. SiL and her whole family opted out of our formal wedding celebrations at the later date, again to stay home and watch T.V., my hubby’s older nephew did send his regrets as he could not get time off, the younger nephew sent word via his mother that he didn’t feel like socializing so opted out. The day before we left for our wedding, SiL left a gift for us with MiL but never bothered to make contact. I felt uncomfortable accepting the gift but fiance said we’ll take her out to dinner at a later date as a thank you.

To this day, SiL is still mad at me and what was once a decently fun relationship is now awkward and I constantly get the cold shoulder. I still feel bad about not inviting her friends or her children’s girlfriends but hubby is adamant we did the right thing. We have yet to take her out to dinner because hubby is still upset his sister never showed up for the wedding and has treated me poorly since the whole wedding fiasco. I keep reminding him and he just says “oh yeah we’ll do it later” but never does.

On a brighter side, after a recent health scare where we went to the hospital to visit a couple times and I made food, the relationship seems to be thawing a bit! 1124-17

Wedding guests, usually extended family members, wanting to abuse your hospitality by inviting friends you or the parents have never met (or have no interest in meeting) is one of the more common yet annoying faux pas.   Too lazy to extend their own personal hospitality, they want to steal your hospitality (and the money necessary to host such events) to feed and entertain friends they allege to like yet couldn’t be bothered to entertain on their own dime and time. My favorite is when in-laws want to turn your wedding into their family reunion and invite people you have no connection to other than some distant marriage.    Dear OP,  you need to strengthen your polite spine which means not feeling bad for declining to invite “guests” neither you nor your husband have any relationship with.  Your Sil was (and probably still is ) primed to be offended by something else even if you had invited her friends.   That’s what petty people do.

Wedding Wednesday: Tiny Ears + Crude Language + Late Party = Mom From The Planet Booron

A friend of my sister’s got married on New Year’s Eve a couple of years ago. As was expected, everybody there had a really nice time, stayed up very late and drank far too much. My sister and her friends all had rooms at the hotel and were planning on staying the night. The sister of the groom, Lilly was there, of course, with her young son, Jack (about 4 or 5) and husband – they also had a room.

It was about 2 am and the guests were still at the hotel ballroom partying including Lilly and Jack. Jack, at this point, was dead on his feet and was whining to leave but Lilly wasn’t finished partying and ignored him until . . . one of the guests, Billy, was joking around (beer in hand) telling a rip roaring good story with a string of expletives that clearly wasn’t meant for Jack’s young ears. At this point, Lilly sprang into action, ripped Billy apart for swearing in front of her young son. Billy felt absolutely terrible about it and apologized up one side and down the other but Lilly would have none of it. She continued to berate and humiliate Billy in front of everyone and then stomped off with Jack in hand. After that, Billy and companions all left as well, that clearly ended the party.

My sister felt that Billy really didn’t intend for Jack to hear what he said – and at this point (2 in the morning) didn’t think his story was being told in the vicinity of young children who should have been in bed. Lilly should have dutifully put Jack to bed at a more appropriate time (perhaps midnight since it was New Year’s Eve and his uncle’s wedding) or sent Jack home early with family (like her husband’s parents) or at least, told Billy quietly and nicely that Jack was still there listening instead of humiliating him. 0117-18

Lily had an obligation to provide care for her pre-school-aged son, Jack, who clearly needed to be in bed asleep at 2 a.m.   It sounds to me that Lilly has internal anger or guilt at having this conundrum (enjoy the party while Jack whines to go to bed or be the parent and retire to the hotel room so that Jack can sleep) so she lashes out at Billy.  In a sense it is easier to make Billy the bad guy who forces Lilly to leave the party in the name of defending Jack’s ears from hearing expletives rather than Lilly leaving to take care of her son.

Regardless, it’s boorish behavior that cast a pall over the other wedding guests.