I saw this on Facebook and thought Ehellions would have a field day coming up with all kinds of fun answers. Game on!
Ruin Thanksgiving In Four Words
“There are some basic, fundamental rules to life and personal relationships- and that the poised will someday be victorious over the tacky heathens of the world!”
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Who’d you vote for?
“I am a vegan.”
Dog ate the turkey.
Dog ate the turkey
Bring your own turkey.
Working Retail Thanksgiving Day
Who Invited My Ex?
I’m on a diet.
So, Roy Moore, huh
Who’d you vote for?
Did YOU made THAT ?
My mom’s is better.
Hey I have lice.
Forgot to thaw Turkey.
Blackened turkey and pie
I changed my will.
The stove is broken.
I dont feel well…….
the stove’s on fire.
My mother just died. She really did.
(Host’s name)-worst cook ever.
Speaking politics and religion
I brought my neighbors!
Sure, let’s talk politics.
Bathroom line starts here
What did I stuff it with? It wasn’t empty
Why aren’t you married?
Forgot to defrost turkey
I want a divorce.
Mom liked you best.
The power’s gone out
Forgot to thaw turkey!
I don’t eat that.
He comes, we leave!
You voted for WHO?
My cooking is better.
I’m bringing my dogs.
They’re just being kids!
The turkey is vegan
I’m not racist, but…
Forgot to thaw turkey.
Dog, unobserved, on table.
I’m bringing your ex-boyfriend.
Where’s the turkey?
We’re out of alcohol.
No, that’s a tofurkey.
I ordered a pizza!
My Mom’s moving in.
Grandma died mashing potatoes.
Inlaws year to host.
Got hepatitis. Let’s eat!
Sister brings uninvited drunk.
Where are Grandma’s teeth?
Ritual sacrifice with pie.
Mom, Dad, I’m pregnant.